Another Apocalyptic Book Deal: Lady Gaga’s Beau Writing “Booze and Fitness” Diet.

Lady Gaga’s boyfriend Luc Carl says his fitness regimen, which consists of working out hard and getting hammered every night helped the pounds melt away. Now he’s got a book deal.

As if books from Snooki and The Situation weren’t enough, this must surely be yet another sign of the apocalypse.

Carl is a bar manager musician who claims he dropped forty pounds with the life of excess, and his upcoming book, “The Drunk Diet,” will explain how you can too. Oh, look! He smokes too! Sigh.

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