That’s Just Wrong

Tracy Morgan Won’t Save His Own Mother From Foreclosure

Tracy Morgan has, to say the least, had a bad last few months. First, during a stand up routine, he said he would stab his son to death if he was gay. He apologized and appeared on Oprah. Then, during the Sundance Film Festival, he passed out after giving an incoherent acceptance speech. It was blamed on the altitude. Well now, he isn't going save his own mother from foreclosure.

THIS EXISTS: For The Woodworking Enthusiast, Build Your Own Casket!

I don't know exactly what category of pop culture this falls under, but SHEESH. There's a point when being fiscally responsible doesn't really matter anymore. When you're DEAD, for example. That said, for those who love workworking, or just love to plan ahead, here's where you can buy the plans to make your very own casket! Check out the comments on the product page!

VIDEO: Family Of Idiots Gets Lost In Corn Maze, Call 9-1-1.

There is almost too much stupidity in this story for me to bear. A family in Massachusetts got lost in a corn maze, and called 9-1-1. Oh yeah, part of their desperate plea? They had a three month old baby with them. IN the corn maze. After dark. There is so much wrong with these people I don't know where to begin. Listen to their ridiculous 9-1-1 call.

PAINFUL VIDEO: William Shatner Recording A New Album! Watch (And Hear) The Horribleness Unfold

William Shatner must be stopped. Despite doing more of a gravelly voiced shouting than singing, the actor continually manages to be allowed in a recording studio. Here, the cameras catch him murdering Ozzy Osbourne’s classic hit Iron Man. He makes Ozzy sound like Pavarotti.