Hugh Hefner Fires Back at Crystal Harris

It’s on like Donkey Kong!

As you all remember, Runaway Playboy Bride, Crystal Harris, appeared on Howard Stern’s radio show yesterday to talk about her sex life with Hugh Hefner.  She claimed that the sex “lasted like about two seconds,” she has never seen him naked, and it was not worth it.

Well now, the Hef, himself, has taken to Twitter to fire back about the interview, saying, “I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost.”

Hefner also clarified an earlier statement about their relationship, saying,

“When I said ‘I missed a bullet’ when Crystal left, I didn’t mean I didn’t love her. I meant I realized she really didn’t love me,”

Hef also called Harris a liar, and responded to requests from Howard Stern to give his side of the story on Stern’s radio show:

“Howard Stern would like me to respond to his interview with Crystal on his show tomorrow, but I don’t want to throw her under the bus.”

For anyone upset about Hef, don’t worry too much…he claims he’s in a “better place,” and now has two new girlfriends, Anna Sophia Berglund and Shera Bechard!