David Cross Snorted Cocaine In The Same Room As Barack Obama

So if you were in the same room as the president, what would you do?  I know I’d be on my best behavior, in fear of the secret service grabbing me at any given moment.  Comedian David Cross, however, snorts cocaine.

In a new Q&A with Playboy, Cross was asked about the rumors that he had done cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.  Cross, matter of factly, said the rumors were true: 

“It was probably more like 65 feet (from President Obama)…It was literally the size of, I don’t know, a tick. It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ “

Luckily, no secret service men came after the actor and girlfriend, Amber Tamblyn, but Cross knows that because of him, Tamblyn won’t ever be invited again.

“I was her date, her plus-one … she didn’t know I was going to do it.”

So, I think I’ll just stick with the best behavior choice…or maybe I’ll just sneak in some popcorn, like in the movie theaters…yeah, I’ll stick with that…