I don't need a major reason. The reason is bacon. In any case, Food And Wine just posted a ridiculously easy instructional video for the "Bacon Weave." It is apparently a thing, and I had no idea. It's the key to getting a bit of bacon in every bite of your BLT (or, really anything, because, why wouldn't you?)
ThePianoGuys take popular music and give it a more classic spin. Here, the five of them use one grand piano to re-orchestrate the One Direction hit "Beautiful" from a bubble gum pop song into a beautifully orchestrated ballad. No part of the piano is left unutilized.
Sure, with 510 calories, 18 grams of fat, and 61 grams of sugar, too many of these could kill you... but what a way to go!
Another reason we love the internet: French foot jugglers (that implies they're juggling feet - when in fact they're juggling with their feet) The Baronton Sisters perform on The Ed Sullivan Show on February 2, 1969.
Patricia Krentcil, the Nutley New Jersey mom accused of allowing her five year old to go tanning wit her... featured here as an oompa loompa.
This hysterical ad for Cravendale milk imagines a world where cats suddenly have thumbs. Things get problematic pretty quickly.