Mike Finkelstein is a vampire. (You couldnâ€™t tell by his white skin?) He went through some bad stuff back in the 1700s thanks to an old flame, but now that heâ€™s awoken in 2012, he thinks he should get used to the times. To prepare, he went to the movies and after accusing the theater owners of witchcraft, he sat down and watched a new Tim Burton film. Here is his review of â€œDark Shadowsâ€.