Idiot Friends Arrested, Wanted to “Hold Justin Bieber Hostage”

All you Justin Bieber fans, don’t worry…these two idiots didn’t throw away their lives trying to kidnap the ACTUAL Justin Bieber.  They decided to go for a $30 cardboard cutout instead…

According to the police affidavit obtained by the Manatee County Sheriff’s Department, 23-year-old David Dowling walked into an F.Y.E. store with a friend (whose name was withheld because he/she is a minor), and grabbed a lifesize cardboard cutout of Bieber. 

The two were caught on security cameras running through a nearby Sears store to escape, however were apprehended a little later hiding out behind some bushes outside the mall.

Dowling was booked on charges of petty theft and giving a false name while lawfully detained. In a post-arrest statement, Dowling told the cops, “We were just having fun holding Justin Bieber hostage.”

Now, the cops got him hostage in the county jail in lieu of $120 bond.

Good boy… 

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