SCARY MOVIE 5 Plot Synopsis Gives Us Another Reason To Wonder…Why?

If you’re like me, you’re wondering why the hell the people behind SCARY MOVIE keep churning out sequels.  Take a breath, because the newly released plot synopsis will make your head shake just a bit more.

According to Worst Previews, to get ready for SCARY MOVIE 5’s production, Dimension Films released a casting call for actors, which also revealed the official plot synopsis:

Plot: The story in “Scary Movie 5” involves the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

That sounds a lot like BLACK SWAN to me, which, if you haven’t noticed, isn’t exactly a horror film…

So why do they keep continuing?  Maybe if I keep banging my head against the keyboard, the answer will come to me.  If not, hopefully, it’ll just make me forget…