A CW11 reporter is reporting on some snowfall. See how it's sticking to the asphalt? Promise yourself you won't say a naughty word that sounds like asphalt. And if you do, correct yourself immediately!
Piers Morgan was interviewing comic Dane Cook on "Piers Morgan Tonight" the other night when he decided to pay tribute to the life of comic Patrice O'Neal, who is, for the record, a man. But apparently Piers, or a show writer, wasn't aware of that, and Morgan goes on to set up what a funny person SHE was. Awkward.
Al Gore goofed the other night on The Colbert Report, referring to Stephen's 'character' on the show. Colbert didn't let it just fly by. Gore got uncomfortable and giddy at his mistake. Conclusion: We need more giddy Gore.