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Today’s Viral Video Terrifies, Intrigues Me.

Viral videos don’t have to make sense. I say this, because clearly, some just don’t. Behold one from the archives: A Kids Incorporated “music video” where a young girl sings “Say You, Say Me,” with a terrifying clown pretty much stalking her throughout. A great video to send to someone you don’t like or enjoy distracting. Use it carefully and wisely.

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Viral videos don’t have to make sense. I say this, because clearly, some just don’t. Behold one from the archives: A Kids Incorporated “music video” where a young girl sings “Say You, Say Me,” with a terrifying clown pretty much stalking her throughout. A great video to send to someone you don’t like or enjoy distracting. Use it carefully and wisely.

The singer is Stacy Ferguson… as in FERGIE! From THE BLACK EYED PEAS!! She was in Kids Incorporated. After she left, she got addicted to drugs but then got clean before joining the Black Eyed Peas. Now I know this clown is quite possibly the reason she had all the drug problems. This clown stalking stuff can really haunt you.

PS – Can I just say I generally don’t like kids singing pop songs!? She has a sweet voice, but something about a kid belting out with vibrato makes me a little uneasy. And what the hell is that clown doing? Could his expression be any creepier when he twirls that broom around his face? It says “I may look cheery, but I’m totally going to kill you when you finish this musical number!” And I’m also confused about what kind of parents this kid has that she can go to the movies alone at night and then just walk home. This video is an episode of Law and Order waiting to happen!

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Wonder What Walter From GoDaddy Was Thinking While Kissing Bar Refaeli?

A split second after GoDaddy’s 30-second Super Bowl aired on Sunday night, I’m pretty sure a collective shudder was felt across the country. So with all that, you have to wonder…what the hell was Walter thinking?

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A split second after GoDaddy’s 30-second Super Bowl aired on Sunday night, I’m pretty sure a collective shudder was felt across the country.  So many people were either disgusted or disturbed, and like watching a train wreck right in front of you, there was no way to avert your eyes.

So with all that, you have to wonder…what the hell was Walter thinking?

In a new interview with Access Hollywood, Walter, aka actor Jesse Heiman, had only four words to describe his make out session with super model Bar Refaeli:

“It tastes like paradise.”

Heiman, who is also known as the “World’s Greatest Extra” for appearing in a ridiculous number of films and television shows over the past 15 years, said that he lost count of the number of takes because he was just enjoying every moment:

“There was like 45 to 65 takes, I lost count. I just enjoyed each one like it was the first one. We just had a fun time making it.”

So how did Heiman get the part in the first place?  Apparently, it had nothing to do with his looks and experience, but everything do so with a stand-in kisser and his kissing skills:

“I won the job based on my kissing skills…She picked out the best one…I’m just a natural I guess.”

So what did the 34-year-old actor think about his performance?  While he loved every second of the gig, he did have a little critique after seeing the unrated extended spot in studio:

“My tongue seems to have a mind of its own.”

No, Jesse, I’m pretty sure that’s your mind making it do that…just saying…

 

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CAUGHT ON TAPE: Video Emerges Of Bound And Gagged Airplane Passenger

Remember that news story about the passenger who got so drunk and unruly that the crew duct taped him to his chair and gagged him? Now there’s video of him just after being bound.

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Bound PassengerRemember that news story about the passenger who got so drunk and unruly that the crew duct taped him to his chair and gagged him? Now there’s video of him just after being bound. 

The video was shot on an Icelandair flight to New York City’s JFK airport on New Year’s Eve. 46-year-old Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson allegedly consumed a large amount of duty-free liquor and became unruly and aggressive with passengers and crew. The crew restrained him until their were able to land. The video is a little creepy to watch.

For more viral videos, follow @BrianBalthazar on twitter!

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WRETCHED VIDEO: Worst Example Of Autotune EVER.

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The whole idea of autotune is that it’s supposed to ENHANCE vocals, not replace them. This is quite possibly the worst autotuned song you have ever heard. Your ears may bleed. It’s called “Party @ Ur House” by Thamys. You will never go so hard on mainstream pop stars again.

Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger.

For more viral videos, but none as bad as this one, follow @BrianBalthazar on twitter!

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