“Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Drama.” Five Words I Wish I Never Had To Type, Or Imagine.
Memo to anyone whose ever said: “Gee, it would be a great idea to video tape ourselves having sex. What could possible go wrong?” Here’s another example. Warning: you may find yourself imagining Hulk Hogan having sex, and you can’t really unthink that.
59-year-old Hulk Hogan has filed a civil lawsuit against Bubba the Love Sponge (real name: Todd Clem) and his ex-wife, Heather Clem (now Heather Cole). Hogan claims the sex tape (shudder) that hit the Web earlier this month was leaked by Bubba without his consent. Love Sponge claims Hogan, his ex-best friend Hulk was in on the sex tape’s release all along.
According to E!: “Tuesday morning, Bubba said on his radio show that Hulk “brainwashed” Bubba into giving his blessing for his then-wife Heather to have sex with the wrestler. Bubba also claimed that contrary to Hulk’s claims of being secretly taped during sex, the athlete and reality star was in on the stunt. “You can’t play the victim like that,” said Bubba.”
“He’s a one-way piece of crap who doesn’t care about anyone but himself,” said Bubba. “You’re the ultimate, lying showman.”
Hulk is also suing the website Gawker, which posted excerpts of the tape, for $100 million.
Hulk also wants the sex tape back so it can be destroyed. If anyone happens to chat with him, remind him that since it has been posted on the internet already, its out there forever, and all the lighter fluid in the world isn’t going to make that tape go away.
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