TRAILER ALERT: The Official Trailer For SCARY MOVIE 5 Brings Your First Glimpse Of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan In Bed

After months and months of waiting anxiously, we finally have our first look at SCARY MOVIE 5!

After months and months of waiting anxiously, we finally have our first look at SCARY MOVIE 5!

Okay, maybe we haven’t been waiting too anxiously (or anxiously at all…*cough*), but the new trailer is something to check out, if for nothing else the ridiculous image of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan making a sex tape…

And call me crazy, but somehow, the movie looks decently amusing.  Granted, it’s not something I would spend money on to see in theaters, but if one day down the road, I was home sick with the flu and my television was stuck on the channel the movie was on…I might just check it out…

The new film, which stars Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, Mike Tyson, Audrina Patridge, Kendra Wilkinson and Terry Crews, follows “three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — who vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.”

SCARY MOVIE 5 will do anything but scare you on April 12th, 2013.

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