Madonna was met with howls and boos during a soundcheck in Santiago, Chile when she went on a rant about the smokers, which included: “I can’t sing if you smoke. Entiendes?” (They were NOT impressed with the ‘Entiendes.’)

“If you’re gonna smoke cigarettes, I’m not doing a show,” she said. Some shrieked, then at least one guy panicked about the prospect, screaming “Don’t Smoke!”

Madonna continued: “I can’t sing if you smoke. Entiendes?”

 TMZ has the video, which is below.

Mind you, smoking is bad for you. And singers certainly don’t benefit from it. But perhaps her delivery could use a little more polish. Perhaps asking nicely first?

Other quotables? “If you love me, then don’t smoke.”

“You’re looking right at me while you’re smoking cigarettes, like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.” Then she walked off the stage.

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