Do you think someone waits at the foot of her bed with an empty jar waiting to catch these smells?
I read somewhere that if you’re expecting company you should boil some cinnamon sticks on your stovetop just before your guests arrive to create a pleasant smelling ambiance. I guess if you’re out of cinnamon sticks you could just light up Gwyneth Paltrow’s newest candle and welcome your guests with her orgasm.
Earlier this year Paltrow’s lifestyle brand, Goop, released a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” and everyone tilted their head and raised an eyebrow. The candle obviously piqued the interest of many, however, as it quickly sold out completely. Well since the ‘Vagina’ was met with such rousing success, Paltrow decided to double down and release a new candle called “This Smells Like My Orgasm.”
The latest Goop creation will cost you $75 and fortunately doesn’t smell all that much like an orgasm. Come to think of it, I’m not sure what scent I think I would associate with an orgasm. Body lotion and Kleenex? In any event the scent of the candle is described as a combination of “tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that’s sexy, surprising and wildly addictive.”
That just might be the prettiest smelling orgasm ever.
You can preorder the candle here and check out the rest of Goop’s creations here.
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