At Nascar's Nationwide Series Race, a minister gives the blessing before the race begins. It's not so much that he's not grateful for things... it's what he's grateful FOR that will perk your ears up. ("GM performance technology' and his 'smokin' hot wife' are among his many blessings.)
How can you not love dogs that race you in toy cars? ...well, except for the fact that they always win. The dog in the car actually briefly looks behind him to see how much of a lead they have.