Gerard Depardieu Publicly Apologizes For Plane Urination Through Fellow Actor

French actor Gerard Depardieu is finally apologizing for publicly urinating on a plane this week.

According to Today, actor Edouard Baer, who was traveling with Depardieu during the incident, spoke to the French press on Gerard’s behalf.  He said in a statement to the BBC:

“Gerard was upset at this and offered to clean up the mess…He has prostate problems and it was very worrying and humiliating for him,” the statement continued. “He was also stone-cold sober at the time. This is not the way he usually behaves.”

The actors were on their way to Dublin to film their new movie, ASTERIX AND OBELIX: GOD SAVE BRITANNIA.

The question is…do YOU buy the prostate problem/sober reasoning?  And will Anderson Cooper be able to do another Ridiculist on this reasoning without laughing at #16 of over two dozen bathroom puns?

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