Justin Bieber Getting Ready To Take DNA Test AND Sue.

Justin Bieber is ready to open wide and get swabbed. The pop phenom will take a DNA test later this month to prove he did not father a fan's baby. Then he's gonna sue her arse.

Justin Bieber is ready to open wide and get swabbed. The pop phenom will take a DNA test later this month to prove he did not father a fan’s baby. Then he’s gonna sue her arse.

20 year old Mariah Yeater says in a lawsuit that Bieber got her pregnant back in October of 2010 during a 30-second backstage romp. Bieber says he’s never seen her before. Incidentally, Yeater’s ex-boyfriend recently came forward and said that she once accused HIM of getting her pregnant. Kind of a hobby, I guess.

Bieber called the whole thing “crazy” in an interview on NBC’s “Today” show Friday. Now TMZ reports that he’ll take a DNA paternity test to prove he is not the father in about two weeks, when he returns to the United States. Then she should brace herself for some paperwork of the “I’m suring your a**” variety.

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