The wild life of Joe Exotic is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Hey all you cool cats and kit…oh can’t possibly start a story about Joe Exotic with that greeting. Let’s try again.

Hey all you Tiger King super fans! You’ve binged the Netflix docu-series more times than Joe Exotic curses Carole “F***ing” Baskin and yet you still can’t get enough of the sequined clad, mullet sporting, oddly pierced, “tiger king.” Well luckily for us it seems like there is no shortage of big-cat-content in sight. Netflix just announced that another episode of the hit docu-series will be airing soon. There is a scripted film adaption of the docu-series already in the works. And most recently, there has been talk of a documentary about the disappearance of Carole Baskin’s first husband being produced. This is great news for those of us who wait for Tiger King updates like they are a truck filled with expired Walmart meat, but is there anything that can hold us over in the meantime? As a matter of fact there is.

Fans of the series have done some digging and found the actual footage from Joe Exotic’s three-way wedding. The wedding between Joe and his partners John Finlay and Travis Maldonado. The wedding where all three grooms wore matching bright pink shirts and white corsages. The wedding which made the ordained minister herself catch a case of the giggles. The wedding I WISH I was invited to! The wedding video was posted on Joe Exotic’s YouTube channel back in 2014, shortly after the ceremony and has since racked up over 227,000 views. If you’ve watched the series (who hasn’t?!) you’ll remember that this polyamorous marriage unfortunately did not last and Joe is currently married to a young man named Dillon Passage. No footage of the wedding between Joe and Dillon has surfaced yet but you can bet I have my google alerts set.

Joe Exotic is still serving a 22-year sentence for falsifying wildlife records, violating the Endangered Species Act by killing five tiger cubs and federal charges for a murder-for-hire scheme where he targeted arch-nemesis Carole Baskin…who was the only thing missing from another wise perfect wedding video. Joe was recently transferred from an Oklahoma prison to a Texas prison-medical center after being exposed to the coronavirus.

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Andrew Cuomo can govern my state.

New York is one of the areas most affected by the coronavirus outbreak. The case count rises everyday which is scary to even the toughest New Yorker. Luckily, among the chaos and concern there has been a beacon of raw sexual magnetism…I mean hope…and it comes in the form of New York State Governor, Andrew Cuomo. The governor has been making headlines for his calm, effective communication and strong leadership qualities. He also made headlines for potential nipple piercings but that’s not so much gubernatorial as it is something I’ve stored in a very special compartment of my brain. Social media has taken notice of Governor Cuomo as he trends daily with people claiming him as their new crush. Well in his latest video simply entitled “ANDY!”, Randy Rainbow takes his crush one step further and declares himself a “Cuomosexual.”
Parodying the classic “Alone At A Drive-In” from the movie Grease, Randy musically expresses his gratitude to the governor. The witty lyrical rewrite definitely resonates with us New Yorkers who are swooning just as hard as Randy is:

“Andy, can’t ya see I’m in quarantine. A nervous wreck, and scurred as heck of COVID-19. You bring hope when I can’t cope… If we’re on Earth, for what’s it’s worth, I hope they make you king. You run my state, while I gain weight, with grace and dignity.”

“The way you manage to lead and inform without scaring the living s*** out of me, or straying from the facts, and still find time to nurture my delicate spirit… You’re wise level-headed, eloquent, and sexy in a time when the country needs it most.”

It’s not surprising that the video has gained almost 2 million views already. Randy of course, is no stranger to be going viral. His other coronavirus related content, “Social Distance” and “The Coronavirus Lament,” have garnered millions of views each in mere hours.

We definitely need the laugh during these troubling times. And if we can drool and smile at the same time, even better! Take a look at the hilarious “ANDY!” video below!

🎶From now on I identify as #Cuomosexual…🎶 #StayHome #NewYorkTough ♥️🗽 pic.twitter.com/5GzJziTdnh

— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) April 6, 2020

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We should have known to turn to Mandy MOORE while we’ve been feeling so hopeLESS.

The multitalented multi-hyphenate Mandy Moore has managed to tug at everyone’s heart strings this past Sunday. While the world is still figuring out how to remain positive during the coronavirus pandemic, Moore took to Instagram to provide a beacon of hope…”Only Hope” that is.

Back in the early 2000’s Moore starred in the heartbreaking teen drama A Walk To Remember and gave everyone the feels when she sang “Only Hope” during one of the film’s most pivotal moments. During the Instagram Live concert, Moore admits that she has only sang the song twice before, once while recording it for the film and once at a concert in the Philippines. Do you understand the history we are witnessing here?! Accompanied by her acoustic-guiatr playing husband Taylor Goldsmith, Moore belts out the beautiful ballad and suddenly hope is reignited.

Take a look at the performance below…I’m sure you’ll want to watch it MOORE than once.

‼️Mandy Moore just sang “Only Hope” from A Walk to Remember for the first time in almost 20 years, and it was perfect. pic.twitter.com/Stxlmw63Pp

— Ashley Spencer (@AshleyySpencer) April 6, 2020

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