Slow News Day: Christina Aguilera’s Bronze Dripped Legs Go Viral.

Bronzergate. The scandal that wasn’t.

I know, I know, it’s a little ridiculous. Christina Aguilera has been a trending topic on yahoo today, and a big topic of conversation elsewhere online…  the reason? It may be that a bronzing mishap while performing at Etta James’ funeral this past weekend is the reason for all the attention.

Aguilera, wearing a plunging neckline and high skirt, was preparing to perform Etta James’ signature hit ‘At Last’ on Saturday, Jan. 28 when she started fussing with her legs. After a long introduction of her thoughts about the artist, she launched into the song, and sang it with fervor and passion. But all that you’re reading about now is the fact that her legs were dripping with something mysterious.

We can only imagine it’s bronzer. And there you have it. Rest easy, sleep well, it’s all good.

Here’s the video of her performance.

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