VIDEO: You’ve Heard About ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER, But What About FDR AMERICAN BADASS??

ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER may be what everyone is looking forward to in Hollywood, but Mr. Lincoln better take a step back...there's another badass president coming to town!

ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER may be what everyone is looking forward to in Hollywood, but Mr. Lincoln better take a step back…there’s another badass president coming to town!

A new trailer was just released for FDR: AMERICAN BADASS, and it is nowhere near VAMPIRE HUNTER.  According to the plot,

In this throwback to the original 1966 “Batman” movie, FDR (Barry Bostwick) rides a “wheelchair of death” to stop the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.

Yup…that exists.  In all it’s B-level, horrible special effects, and ridiculous makeup glory, it exists.  I still don’t get what it has to do with Batman, but it’s nice to know the truth…FDR got polio from a werewolf.

The new movie co-stars Bruce McGill, Lin Shaye, Ray Wise, Paul Ben-Victor and Hercules, himself, Kevin Sorbo as Abraham Lincoln.  Check out the NSFW (lauguage/cursing) trailer below.

Side note: First time I watched the trailer, I couldn’t believe this existed.  Second time I watched the trailer, I couldn’t stop laughing.  Damn Werewolf Hitler…

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