Now YOU Can Date Octomom! It’ll Only Cost You $5,000!

Ladies and gentlemen, forget Match.com! Forget OKCupid! Hell, forget every type of dating there is out there, because we have the perfect girl for you!

Ladies and gentlemen, forget Match.com!  Forget OKCupid!  Hell, forget every type of dating there is out there, because we have the perfect girl for you!

Nadya Suleman, aka The Octomom, is so in debt right now that she is actually selling her time!  For only $5,000 (ONLY!!!), you can get a two-hour “meet and greet” date with the mother of fourteen, including dinner, a photo opp, an 8×10 photo, and dare I say the clincher: a signed copy of Suleman’s brand new adult movie OCTOMOM HOME ALONE!

But don’t think this ploy is just to make money!  The 37-year-old’s rep says that it’s more of a way to greet her adoring fans!

“She gets a lot of emails from fans wanting to meet her and she thought this would be a great way to do it.”

So if you have a cool $5,000 ready to go, and you want to meet your perfect match with FULL family included, check out WhatsYourPrice.com/~Octomom to place your bid!

Oh, and PS. Suleman told E! News last month that with that brand new adult movie, she’s “finally in a stable situation,” and “will keep working as much as [she] can to take care of [her] children.”

Working…interesting choice of words right there…

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