TRAILER ALERT: Watch Lindsay Lohan’s Supposed Comeback With THE CANYONS…Yeah, Right

The new teaser for Lindsay Lohan’s newest film, THE CANYONS has been released, and while it looks like it’s trying to play with the 1970s grindhouse vibe, one has to wonder…will it actually be as bad?

I don’t know what the hell I just watched, but something tells me it ain’t gonna be any better than I KNOW WHO KILLED ME…

The new teaser for Lindsay Lohan’s newest film, THE CANYONS has been released, and while it looks like it’s trying to play with the 1970s grindhouse vibe, one has to wonder…will it actually be as bad? 

The teaser definitely seems to hint at it…

THE CANYONS, starring Lohan and male porn star James Deen (Batman XXX: A Porn Parody), is a contemporary L.A. noir from director Paul Schrader, writer Bret Easton Ellis, and producer Braxton Pope about the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally, among a group of young people in their 20’s and how one chance meeting connected to the past unravels all of their lives, resulting in deceit, paranoia, cruel mind games and ultimately violence. 

Check out the trailer below, and let us know if you think this has any hope…

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