Strange feelings in 3, 2, 1…

There is loving your favorite childhood movies and then there is really loving your favorite childhood movies and unfortunately I am here to report on the latter.

The 1998 animated Pixar film A Bug’s Life told the story of a rag tag team of bugs that worked together to overcome a gang of really mean grasshoppers. Innocent enough right? Even after saving the entire kingdom, Flik (protagonist ant) only gets a peck on the cheek from the princess. We are talking real PG here people. So why…for the love of God why…is someone selling a fleshlight designed to look like Heimlich, the positively plump caterpillar from the film?!? (Side note: if you’re not exactly sure what a fleshlight is, just know it’s definitely not something that should be cross promoted with a children’s movie)

Texan artist Malek Lazri, is the creator of the sorrowful sex toy which, to his credit, is actually well done. It seems Lazri has painted over the original silicone of the fleshlight to match Heimlich’s color pattern and then added molded silicone to complete the facial features. Gotta love the attention to detail…? I’m not really sure how to compliment this form of art. Lazri also took to instagram to promote the sale of his unorthodox creation and jokingly said (I hope) “One hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, very light wear, gently used, do NOT SLEEP on this one folks!!!” It’s the “gently used” part that insures those heebie jeebies.

It goes without saying that the fleshlight is not an official piece of Pixar memorabilia. Regardless, if you just have to have this piece as a part of your collection, it’s currently going for $2,o00. Good luck?

Check out the Instagram posting in it’s entirety below!

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This is it, the holy grail, one of 4 in existence. 1998 “a bugs life” promotional fleshlight, never publicly released only given to a select few high ranking pixar executives for personal use. 100% satisfaction guaranteed very light wear, gently used, do NOT SLEEP on this one folks!!! #fyp #foryoupage

A post shared by @ mlazri on Apr 1, 2020 at 7:00pm PDT

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Someone thought this bug battle was interesting enough having these two beasts go at it. They certainly didn’t see what happened at the end coming.

Strong language warning: the originator of the video edited some @#$*&# at the end.

That’s right. A lizard got right in there for the win!

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