Yesterday, police in Blackpool, England released a photo a man they suspect has a connection to a theft at a local restaurant. Within hours, hundreds of thousands of comments flooded the internet people from all over the world suggesting that the alleged thief looks just like Ross Geller from Friends…aka David Schwimmer.

At least he didn’t steal his lobster. I mean if you squint, this picture could easily be David Schwimmer…or his stunt double at the very least. The resemblance is truly uncanny!

The Blackpool police have since released a statement to insure the public that Ross has not ditched his work as a paleontologist for a life of crime.

“Thank you to everyone for your speedy responses. We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date. We’re so sorry it has to be this way.”

Oh Ross…we will always love and be slightly concerned for you.