REALI-TEASE: ‘RHONJ’ Season 9 Taglines Have Just Been Revealed!

Center yourself. Find a quiet space and try to be present. Close your eyes. Take deep breaths. Listen to the universe. Do you hear that? That quiet noise in the distance? Focus on it. Is it starting to get louder? Can you tell what it is? It’s high pitched…it’s very distinct…is it a New Jersey accent? Why yes, yes it is! The new season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey is only an echo away!

Season 9 of the hit reality season is quickly approaching and fans are more excited than ever. There are two new housewives this season that are surely going to be mixing things up in the Garden State. Jennifer Aydin, wife of a plastic surgeon, and Jack Goldschneider, former attorney turned journalist, have already teased a taste of the drama in the trailer Bravo released a few weeks back. Teresa Guidice, Melissa Gorga, Dolores Catania and Margaret Josephs are all coming back as returning housewives. Returning for her second consecutive season in the “friend” capacity will be Danielle Staub.

If you are a true Housewives fan then you have spent many an hour writing up the perfect tagline for when you inevitably get cast on the show…even if you are a nearly 30 year old man writing this story from a drafty basement…Well to tease us even more, Bravo has released the season 9 taglines for the Jersey wives and I couldn’t me more ready for this season to begin.

It’s going to be a great season I can already tell. Be sure to check out the 9th season of the Real Housewives Of New Jersey when it premieres on November 7th at 9pm EST on Bravo.

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