There hasn’t been this much calculation around a room full of seats since the 2012 Musical Chair World Championship. I wish I was making up that up. In any event, Bravo just released the seating chart for the season 9 reunion of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey and you know I am ready to give my predictions!

  • Teresa Guidice and Jack Goldschneider are on opposite couches because they are going to rehash the whole “do you really feel like your husband would be in jail right now if you could control what he did?” situation. I’m not convinced these two have really patched things up.

  • Melissa Gorga is seated next to new bestie Jackie and not next to Teresa. Could the fragile threads that held the Guidice/Gorga united front together finally have torn apart? Probably. It was only a matter of time.

  • Dolores Catania is seated between Teresa and Jennifer Aydin only because production didn’t want to offend the other girls by giving her the throne she deserves. #RHONJQueen.

  • Jennifer and Jackie will exchange some words over the article Jackie wrote but it will pale in comparison to the beef Jennifer has with Margaret Josephs. Still to come, Margaret accuses Jennifer’s husband of “sleeping in his girlfriend’s bed every night.”

  • Margaret has the seat next to Andy Cohen aka the hot seat. She will be in the center of the drama this time around. Between the insanity surrounding her fallout with Danielle Staub and the upcoming feud with Jennifer, there will be plenty to discuss. And she thought Siggy Flicker’s tears were a lot to handle…

  • Speaking of Danielle, it was rumored that she would not be able to attend the reunion due to a scheduled court date with her now ex-husband, Marty Caffrey. I can’t imagine Danielle not being there. Girl’s trying to get promoted from that “friend” status after all.

Think I’m right? Thank you, Jesus! Think I’m wrong? Ima flip a table. I guess we will find out together as we watch The Real Housewives Of New Jersey season 9 reunion!

For clips of what to expect this season, click below!

Like what you read? Follow me on Twitter and Instagram