By now you've probably heard of the erotic literary phenomenon "50 Shades Of Gray." Now imagine the romance killing tone that the audio book might have if it were read by Gilbert Gottfried.
A few months ago, Stephen King's "The Dark Tower" books were on the fast track to becoming three films and two limited-run TV series. Then, the project was cancelled by Universal, all due to the budget. And now, it's all coming back!
I try not to be too snarky, but really? A Heidi Montag autobiography? I'm guessing the print is really big. Montag, who used to be the flavor of the moment on MTV's The Hills, is going to reveal shocking - SHOCKING, I say- details about her marriage, her career, and her 10 plastic surgeries that left her looking like Barbie without the personality.