“Jersey Shore” House Available For Rent! (Bring Lysol.)

Get your purell ready… because the hottest party in Jersey could very well be at the “Jersey Shore” house… and you could be throwing it! The Seaside Heights, NJ place where all sorts of wrong went down on the MTV show is available for events, parties, whatever you please… for a mere $3,500 a night!

The place includes deluxe furnishings. Sanitized for your protection.

The listing, courtesy of The New York Daily News (via TVwood) reads:

“This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have your Graduation, Sweet Sixteen, Bachelor or Birthday party in one of the hottest properties on the East Coast!”

The offer is available, to quote tv terms, “for a limited time only.” The show may actually be returning to the home in future episodes.

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