Oh, THE EXPENDABLES.Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â You are to action what IT’S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD is to funny.Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â And now, you have a teaser for your sequel, which builds on that action with the addition of JCVD, the God that is Chuck Norris, a bit of the Governator, and Bruce Willis (yeah…wasn’t sure what nickname to give him…)
The new teaser may be a simple conversation between Willis and Stallone, but already, I’m looking forward to sitting in a theater with explosions going off all around me and Norris punching someone with the fist in his beard.
Check out the trailer and official synopsis below.
Official Synopsis: “The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Lee Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way….”