I’m generally not a fan, because we all know that the person spent no less than two hours in hair and make up to attain that ‘natural beauty’ shot.
In any case, Jessica Simpson is doing just that on the cover of Elle, and announces that her first baby is a girl!
Thankfully, she’s assuring the public that she won’t go nuts with the baby name and call it ‘soup’ or ‘banana’ or whatever the stars like to name their kids these days. She’s going traditional:
“It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”
Simpson, appearing on the upcoming NBC show “Fashion Star,” half-jokes about her concern that the child, whose father is former NFL player Eric Johnson, will be more the sports type than the dress-up type.
“I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! … Eric is so athletic — we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping, ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”
Well, so much for unconditional love! We kid, we kid…
Best of luck to the happy couple! Now go put some clothes on!
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