Snooki Confirms She’s Pregnant and Engaged…In Other News, Hell Just Got An Ice Skating Rink
It’s official…Snooki is going to reproduce…
After countless denials and rumors, A rep for Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has confirmed the news to Access Hollywood that the “Jersey Shore” star is pregnant and engaged:
“We can officially confirm that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is pregnant and engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle…Nicole is thrilled to finally be able to share her happy news with her fans.”
But that’s not all…the 24-year-old told Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant, and that the pregnancy has drastically changed her life.
“I have different priorities now…I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”
And what about LaValle? He doesn’t care what anybody thinks about his wife…All he knows is that they are going to do things right, saying: “We are not going to screw this up.”
Back in October, Snooki told Access Hollywood Live, that she has very specific plans for marriage and motherhood:
“I have a timeline and at 26, I do want to be married because I don’t want to be an old fart when my kids are like 18 in high school, you know? I want to be a MILF.”
Yes, because being a MILF is the most important thing to think about when having kids…*cough*
Be afraid, world…be very afraid…