Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen To Die…In SCARY MOVIE 5 Opening

It was revealed last week that Lindsay Lohan had joined the cast of SCARY MOVIE 5 along with the immortal bad boy Charlie Sheen. And today, we're getting word that the two will have the privilege of being the two killed off in the opening sequence.

It was revealed last week that Lindsay Lohan had joined the cast of SCARY MOVIE 5 along with the immortal bad boy Charlie Sheen.  And today, we’re getting word that the two will have the privilege of being the two killed off in the opening sequence!

The Weinstein Company confirmed the news today, saying that not only will Sheen and Lohan be killed off, but they will be playing the “world’s hottest new couple” in the process!

We always said that if the world ended, Charlie Sheen would be one of the few people still alive with the cockroaches, so it would be kind of hysterical to see how the writers deal with his death.  As for Lohan, am I the only one who could suddenly see her and Sheen as the perfect dysfunctional couple?

SCARY MOVIE 5 will hit theaters April 19th, 2013.  I expect a wedding announcement from Sheen and Lohan soon after that.

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