Lindsay Lohan Joins Charlie Sheen in SCARY MOVIE 5

Lindsay Lohan may be on the right track to getting her career back, but something tells me this move is gonna be a bit of a bump in the road...

Lindsay Lohan may be on the right track to getting her career back, but something tells me this move is gonna be a bit of a bump in the road…

According to Joblo, our favorite little starlet is joining SCARY MOVIE alum Charlie Sheen for the series’ upcoming fifth entry.  This would be the first time Lindsay will appear in the series, and Charlie’s third (even though he was killed off in part four, but hey…since when have we counted on the SCARY MOVIE franchise making sense?).

Take a look at the wonderful plot synopsis below, which reveals the film will mainly go after BLACK SWAN, and do your best to avoid the theater on January 11th, 2013.  Some say December 12 is the apocalypse…I think that date may be a close second…

PLOT: SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

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