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No Joke: Movie Theater Hires Ninjas To Keep Audience Members Quiet

It seems like movie theaters have had a lot more trouble lately getting their audience members to respect the rules of no talking and texting. So what’s the best way to fix such an issue? Ninjas, of course!

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It seems like movie theaters have had a lot more trouble lately getting their audience members to respect the rules of no talking and texting.  So what’s the best way to fix such an issue?  Ninjas, of course!
 
Worst Previews is reporting that the managers at the Prince Charles Cinema in London have had enough of such rude behavior from their customers, and decided to hire “ninjas” to regulate their behavoir!

Before you get excited, the ninjas aren’t professionally trained (sorry….), but regular people who agree to “guard” screenings in exchange for free admission!  They go into the film wearing black, skin-tight bodysuits, and if they see anyone being rude or breaking rules, they have the cinema’s full permission to give them a “talking to”. 

As one movie-goer described his expereince:
 
“I got a call from my friend just as the movie started and thought I could get away with taking it…The last thing I expected was two completely blacked-out people suddenly appearing by our seats and give me and my mates a warning to shut up. It was actually pretty terrifying at first, but then I realized it was a bit of a laugh and a great way to make it clear what I was doing was having an impact on those around me. It certainly made me hang up and shut up for the rest of the film.”

While it may be a little extreme, I absolutely love this idea.  It’s fun, amusing, and a job that I would have LOVED to have back in high school…

 
I’m booking my flight to London ASAP….or maybe I’ll just get a ninja costume and go to my local theater…

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VIRAL: This Hat Lets You Sleep Peacefully During Your Morning Commute

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What’s a New Yorker worst commuting nightmare? Spitting pan handlers. But second to that, is sleeping through your stop and ending up on the other side of town!

How many groggy mornings have you spent sitting on the train, pinching yourself just to keep awake so you would’t miss your stop? Maybe it’s that post-work exhaustion that has you snoozing your way 8 stops passed home. Well Twitter has found a commuting game changer in the form of a hat. That’s right, Twitter user @DamianPalace posted a video of a napping subway rider with an electronic baseball cap that scrolled to read “Wake Me Up Before I Go Go…Past 34th Street…” Sure, the system isn’t perfect as you have to rely on the kindness of strangers but if there is a place where people aren’t shy to yell at you, it’s New York City.

 

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A News Anchor Tried And Failed To Imitate Cardi B’s ‘Okurrr’ And The Result Is Hilarious

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You can’t hear Cardi B’s name without getting the sudden urge to yell out her signature catchphrase, “Okurr.” But not all urges need to be acted upon as this one NBC news anchor discovered. While covering a story about Cardi B’s attempt to trademark her catchphrase, Emily Volz asked her co-anchor, Dan Jaehnig, to give his best imitation. To Dan’s credit, he quickly admits that he can’t roll his R’s…as if that is the only problem with his imitation. His parrot like squawk takes everyone by surprise and leaves the entire news room with the case of the giggles.

Click the link below to laugh along…Okurrr!

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WATCH: This Champagne Tower Video Does Not End Well

This guy will have a story to tell for the rest of his life.

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