At Monday night’s Golden Globe Awards, Tina Fey jokingly told Swift to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam, who was Mr. Golden Globe that night. Well Vulture caught up with Fox at a book party for Ann Leary’s The Good House, and asked him if he would approve of such a date. His answer: No!
“No. No … Just back off.”
Fox said with a smile that while he doesn’t really keep up with all the new gossip, he has heard about Swift’s songwriting:
“I don’t keep up with it all…But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.”
So what would the BACK TO THE FUTURE star say if Sam really did bring the songstress around one evening for dinner? He says he might not know who she was at the time, but he’d have some choice words for his son when he heard their breakup song on the radio:
“’Sam, You Piece of S**t.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!”
And just in case you’re thinking that Fox is being way too harsh on the 22-year-old, don’t worry…Swift took to Twitter earlier today to let fans know that the two had already spoken about the comments, saying,
“Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good. Thank you for having my back”
And just in case Taylor needs some ideas for song names, I submit my favorite titles below:
“We Are Never Ever Van Surfing Together”
“Back To December’s Future” (or just the classic, “Back to the Future”
“Love Story, Clara’s Version”
Let us know if you have any to add, and in the meantime, switch to basically any radio station to hear one of Taylor’s many lovelorn hits!