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Randy Rainbow Declares Himself A ‘Cuomosexual’ In Hilarious ‘Grease’ Parody

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Andrew Cuomo can govern my state.

New York is one of the areas most affected by the coronavirus outbreak. The case count rises everyday which is scary to even the toughest New Yorker. Luckily, among the chaos and concern there has been a beacon of raw sexual magnetism…I mean hope…and it comes in the form of New York State Governor, Andrew Cuomo. The governor has been making headlines for his calm, effective communication and strong leadership qualities. He also made headlines for potential nipple piercings but that’s not so much gubernatorial as it is something I’ve stored in a very special compartment of my brain. Social media has taken notice of Governor Cuomo as he trends daily with people claiming him as their new crush. Well in his latest video simply entitled “ANDY!”, Randy Rainbow takes his crush one step further and declares himself a “Cuomosexual.”
Parodying the classic “Alone At A Drive-In” from the movie Grease, Randy musically expresses his gratitude to the governor. The witty lyrical rewrite definitely resonates with us New Yorkers who are swooning just as hard as Randy is:

“Andy, can’t ya see I’m in quarantine. A nervous wreck, and scurred as heck of COVID-19. You bring hope when I can’t cope… If we’re on Earth, for what’s it’s worth, I hope they make you king. You run my state, while I gain weight, with grace and dignity.”

“The way you manage to lead and inform without scaring the living s*** out of me, or straying from the facts, and still find time to nurture my delicate spirit… You’re wise level-headed, eloquent, and sexy in a time when the country needs it most.”

It’s not surprising that the video has gained almost 2 million views already. Randy of course, is no stranger to be going viral. His other coronavirus related content, “Social Distance” and “The Coronavirus Lament,” have garnered millions of views each in mere hours.

We definitely need the laugh during these troubling times. And if we can drool and smile at the same time, even better! Take a look at the hilarious “ANDY!” video below!

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UPDATE: T’Challa Has Found His Way Back To Bird-Mom Monique Samuels!

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Call off the perch and rescue.

Earlier today, we reported that T’Challa, the African Grey parrot belonging to Monique Samuels of Real Housewives Of Potomac fame, had gone missing. After flying off yesterday morning the Potomac pet has finally made his way back to Monique’s backyard. In a series of videos posted to Instagram just two hours agp, Monique shared that T’Challa flew into the yard and perched himself onto a chair. The housewife admitted that her bird looked like he had his feathers ruffled last night but shared that he was so happy to be home he allowed Monique to hug him.

We love a happy ending!

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T’Challa The African Grey Parrot Belonging To ‘RHOP’ Star Monique Samuels Is Missing!

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Polly wanna search and rescue?

Sure, we all tilted our heads and raised an eyebrow when Real Housewives of Potomac star Monique Samuels leashed up her African Grey parrot and took him to lunch at cast mate Karen Huger’s house but there is no denying that the football wife loves her bird as much as any dog owner would their pup. So you can only imagine how devastated Monique must be now that T’Challa has gone missing!

On Sunday, Monique took to Instagram to share the heartbreaking news that during her morning coffee in the yard her bird, with the Black Panther namesake, had gotten spooked and flew off. In the 8 minute video, the reality star shared her fears that since T’Challa is not an experienced flyer he may injure himself or get stuck in a tree with no way of coming down. Monique shared that her husband, Chris Samuels, took care of their children all day so she could hit the streets to pass out flyers and search for the bird.

While recapping the second episode of season 5 which aired Sunday night, Monique also gave a T’Challa-update in which she thanked her fans for their outpouring support but sadly reported that the parrot is missing. The good news is that T’Challa is microchipped so if someone else should find him and take him to an animal rescue, Monique will be notified.

Fingers crossed!

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Jason Momoa Was Hosed Down After A Dirty Dune Buggy Ride And The Photos Are As Hot As They Sound

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We couldn’t love him any Momore.

Social media is a bit of a double edged sword. Some days it feels like all there is to scroll through is overused quotes or endless tirades expressing personal opinions that no one cares about. But just when you think you might need to take a little social media sabbatical something like this happens.

Earlier today, Jason Momoa took to Instagram to share photos of himself being hosed off after a particularly messy round of dune bugging riding. And when I say hosed off I mean…shirtless…with a hose. Of the ride the Aquaman star wrote “like a pig in shit. 🤣🤣🤣hard to explain this one. but i had an amazing day. now i need a dune buggy. dune coming soon aloha j. @schaeffersgarmenthotel dirty pink 😭🤣😂” I fully support the idea of Momoa purchasing a dune buggy if it means he will share more content like this.

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Of course fans went wild for the sizzling pics. One Instagrammer asked “Where do I apply for the hose guy’s job?” Another pointed out the obvious by saying “good god that is a man right there.” And finally one brought offered this very sage advice and said “wash your hands like you’re washing Jason Momoa.” Definitely wouldn’t mind washing for the full recommended 20 seconds am I right?

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