Get ready for mayhem in Maryland.
It’s that magical time of the year when the days are longer, the weather is warmer and a new batch of housewives taglines are revealed. Now, for an amateur reality tv watcher these taglines are nothing more than a sassy intro before each hour of drama but to us experienced housewives fans these few sentences can tell us everything we need to know about the leading ladies.
The taglines for season 5 of the Real Housewives Of Potomac are a mixed batch ranging from awfully overdone to creatively clever (you own that library Candiace!) but I won’t let my opinion sway you. Karen Huger, Gizelle Bryant, Ashley Darby, Candiace Dillard Bassett, Robyn Dixon, Monique Samuels are all back to the bring the heat this season with the addition of newcomer Wendy Osefo and here is how each lady will be introducing themselves:
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Like I said, a mixed batch. So who do you think nailed their tagline this season? Are we over the grand dame? Are we excited to see what the professor brings to the group? Do we need to know about baby Darby’s bowel movements?
Click below to choose your favorite tagline and get ready to catch all the Potomac drama premiering on August 2nd on Bravo!
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