Google Wallet Will Make My Arse Look Less Fat On One Side.

Google has created an app that will store your loyalty cards, (remember when we could just go in and save money automatically? Now we have to be a MEMBER of our local drug store? Yeesh.) credit cards, and more. That big fat wallet in the back of your pants that is making half of your butt look huge is all going to be condensed into your phone. Hallelujah.