I apologize, but both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are releasing new songs. That’s right. This is not a duet. They actually BOTH want to assault us with new ‘music.’

First, Heidi. Ugh. It’s called “Heartbeat.” Original!

I know, I know. But it gets worse… Here’s Spencer Pratt’s new ‘hip-hop’ song, “Go To Work.” Yes, Spencer, will you please go to work somewhere? Perhaps an oil rig? Alaskan fishing vessel? Some gig where you’re gone for months at a time?