VIDEO: Big Brother Is Watching Your Sorry Drunk Arse.

Many of us have stumbled home after too many drinks. (Not me, of course, I’ve stumbled into a cab. One time I asked a taxi driver to take me to my hotel, which, apparently, the taxi was parked in front of at that very moment. But I digress.)

Few of us, however, have the distinction this guy can claim: He was kicked out of a celebrity studded event in the London. Then, surveillance cameras all over London’s Savoy Hotel, which hosted the event, captured him stumbling (I mean SERIOUSLY stumbling) around before getting home. Now, he’s a mystery celebrity in the United Kingdom, (for all the wrong reasons) and people are trying to find him.

British newspaper The Sun, which published this video and the article itself – is looking for the man, presumably for an interview. It’s truly amazing that he wasn’t seriously hurt – especially when you catch his perilous journey down the stairs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agtOnVmyGow&feature=player_embedded

If you know him, cash in! If you ARE him, go to rehab! (After calling the Sun.) Call the Sun Newsdesk at 0207 782 4104 or email [email protected].