Crystal Harris, the Playboy bunny famously known for breaking her engagement with Hugh Hefner, is speaking out about the couple’s sex life…or lack thereof.

The “Runaway Bride”, as she’s now known as, appeared yesterday on Sirius XM Radio’s Howard Stern Show, saying that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder was horrible, and lasted “like two seconds.” She says,

“Then I was just over it…I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”

The 24-year-old blonde also confessed that even though the couple were engaged, they only had sex once, and she has never seen the Hef fully naked:

“He doesn’t really take off his clothes…I’ve never seen Hef naked.”

Well then…was that really so necessary to know?  But I guess you clicked on the article, so you wanted it!

Harris has since been linked with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw.  Although denying a reported romance with the songwriter in June, the two were spotted recently at Knave, the upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC, and an onlooker told PEOPLE said they seemed to be getting very cozy…

“They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour…Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable.”

Who says women always go after the same type of guy?