Ashton Kutcher’s “Two and a Half Men” Character Revealed!

We finally have answers as to whom Ashton Kutcher will play in the new season of “Two and a Half Men”!

Walden Schmidt!

Wait a second…Walden Schmidt?  That’s a hell of a name to give Kutcher…

Either way, the President of CBS Entertainment describes Schmidt as “an Internet billionaire with a broken heart”. He will also have no family connection to the clan. 

The new season premiere will be a two-parter, starting September 19th.

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