Remember how NYC was almost obliterated by the hurricane? Thankfully it wasn’t.Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â But in case you weren’t so prepared, here’s what NYC’s Office Of Emergency Management is handing out to make sureÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â you’re safe next time… are you ready? Three pamphlets, a pen, and a teeny tiny bottle of purel. Who doesn’t love a SWAG bag? I’m quite certain we’ll be seeing these items at the next Emmy Awards celebrity suite.
I understand the pamphlets. They tell you what you need to know. (I could have used that Evacuation zone map a week ago, thanksalot.)Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â Still, they could have saved some paper and put all that repetitive info in one, not three.
The pen? Um, okay. I suppose IÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â will need to write down my ‘to-do’ list for the next storm:
1) Panic!Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â Wait…Don’t panic.
2) Get groceries.
3) Try and remember where I put my preparedness pamphlets.
Finally, the tiny bottle of Purel? Because flood waters are gross and filled with all sorts of crap. (Sometimes literally.) You’ll need a tiny bottle of Purel to sanitize those small areas you care most about. (Also, remind me why I never bought stock in Purel again?)
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