There is almost too much stupidity in this story for me to bear. A family in Massachusetts got lost in a corn maze, and called 9-1-1. Oh yeah, part of their desperate plea? They had a three month old baby with them. In the corn maze. After dark. There is so much wrong with these people I don’t know where to begin. Listen to their ridiculous 9-1-1 call, which resulted in a canine unit being dispatched to the scene, only to find them 25 feet from the exit. Wicked stupid.