TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART II Teaser Hits the Web…Millions of Men Cringe

What constitutes a teaser trailer? Usually, from what I can tell, a full trailer is about 2:30 while a teaser is between 1 minute and 1:30. So if that's the case, what the hell is with these new teaser teaser trailers that are less than the length of a television spot?!

What constitutes a teaser trailer?  Usually, from what I can tell, a full trailer is about 2:30 while a teaser is between 1 minute and 1:30.  So if that’s the case, what the hell is with these new teaser teaser trailers that are less than the length of a television spot?!

Case in point: we have the new teaser teaser trailer for TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART II.  It’s basically two lines of dialogue, along with a really weird shot of Bella running that looks like it was pulled from CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON.

But hey, that description is coming from a guy who laughed his ass off during BREAKING DAWN PART I.  I had the best time in that movie, for all the wrong reasons.  You, on the other hand, reader friend, may be a girl who will eat this up like candy.

So, without any further delay, here is your very small sneak peek at what is hopefully the last leg of the TWILIGHT Saga.

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