Someone thought this bug battle was interesting enough having these two beasts go at it. They certainly didn’t see what happened at the end coming.

Strong language warning: the originator of the video edited some @#$*&# at the end.

That’s right. A lizard got right in there for the win!

That is, if students at the Dalian Nationalities University in China have anything to do about it. They’ve designed a bike washing machine that will wash your clothes while you pedal. From the looks of it, about two or three items. I guess if you have one outfit you really want to wear tomorrow, you’re in luck!

The invention, a “Bike Washing Machine” or ‘BiWa” will require you to actually bike for more than five minutes, so there’s some extra incentive to burn the calories. Which is good? That’s good, right?

The pedaling motion causes the drum of the washing machine to rotate, and blah blah you get the idea.

Until this thing gets mass produced, I’ll start working on my laundry bike playlist. Let’s see… ‘Carwash,’ ‘Dirty Laundry,’ ‘Come Clean…’

Learn more HERE.

I don’t need a major reason. The reason is bacon. In any case, Food And Wine just posted a ridiculously easy instructional video for the “Bacon Weave.” It is apparently a thing, and I had no idea. It’s the key to getting a bit of bacon in every bite of your BLT (or, really anything, because, why wouldn’t you?)

Here’s the video! It’s easy, it’s brilliant, and I’m hungry now.

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