POP SNAPSHOTS: Things That Tanning Mom Could Masquerade As
As the story of Patricia Krentcil (the mom who allegedly took her five year old tanning… and has a liiiiiiiitttttttle tanning problem herself) becomes a tv and web phenomenon, here’s a look at five things that she could easily camouflage with or portray on television and or silver screen.
For the record, I don’t generally enjoy being snarky – but I’m far from alone in thinking she’s gone off the deep end into Tannersville. She doesn’t understand how this is happening to her other than to say(according to TMZ): “There’s somebody out there for my whole life that doesn’t like me because they are jealous, fat and they’re ugly.” Charming.
Some of these ideas came at the recommendation of PGTW visitors and friends! If this serves as a rock bottom moment for her to go set some help, so be it.
So here she is – “Tanning Mom” as…
…a quirky, all-knowing, advice giving talking tree.
…orange muppet
…oompa loompa.
…as catcher’s mitt.
Magda from There’s Something About Mary…
… as a toasted marshmallow. The flavor is locked in!! 
Better yet…
Fruit leather… (this took 30 seconds to do)
As an apparition in a bell pepper…
…and perhaps as the Heat Miser…
We will resume being nice people tomorrow morning.
For more ridiculousness, follow @BrianBalthazar on twitter!!!
They are specially formulated to be good for your skin, and not cause problems like other
fake tanning products can cause. For instance having
a nice tan on your face will hide things like wrinkles and blemishes.
This kind of spray is convenient to apply and is particularly easy to apply in hard-to-reach places.
Like other processes, spray tanning also
has its own advantages and disadvantages. We constantly switch from one
diet plan to another, each one promising to be the latest and most
effective way to lose fat. So before you head straight to a Manchester salon you may
want to see whether the staff employed there have the correct qualifications and public liability insurance.
This type of tanning has been developed in response to the dangers
of natural sun tanning. The actual tan will develop over the next five
to seven hours. Sprays: Sunless tanning sprays are very popular
today and are a method to achieve a sunless tan. Its best to swim and take a
bath only after the tan has completely dried out and has been absorbed completely.