Britney Spears To ‘Write’ A Novel.

Hey, if Snooki can do it, why not Britney? Comparitively, Britney's will read like classic literature.

Hey, if Snooki can do it, why not Britney? Comparitively, Britney’s will read like classic literature.

The Hollywood Reporter says “Spears is close to signing a book deal … with plans to write a novel.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the tome will feature the hidden talents of a ghost writer.

The story is expected to incorporate fictionalized versions of her own life.

And while I joke that Snooki did it, Nicole Polizzi’s book “A Shore Thing,” wasn’t exactly a huge success on bookshelves.

I myself think Spears should stray from the fiction and just tell about her OWN REAL LIFE. THAT I would read!

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