Britney Spears To ‘Write’ A Novel.

Hey, if Snooki can do it, why not Britney? Comparitively, Britney’s will read like classic literature.

The Hollywood Reporter says “Spears is close to signing a book deal … with plans to write a novel.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the tome will feature the hidden talents of a ghost writer.

The story is expected to incorporate fictionalized versions of her own life.

And while I joke that Snooki did it, Nicole Polizzi’s book “A Shore Thing,” wasn’t exactly a huge success on bookshelves.

I myself think Spears should stray from the fiction and just tell about her OWN REAL LIFE. THAT I would read!

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