POP SNAPSHOT: Vintage Ad Insists: For A Better Start In Life, Start COLA Earlier!

"How soon is too soon? Not soon enough!" says this vintage ad from the Soda Pop Board of America. How times change!

“How soon is too soon? Not soon enough!” says this vintage ad from the Soda Pop Board of America. How times change! You’ve got to love vintage advertising. Next up, smoking toddlers!

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The full ad reads:

“Laboratory tests have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and ‘fitting in’ during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.”

WOW.

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