There’s a reason why Jersey has a reputation for going hard. The ladies of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey have thrown wine, created makeshift shanks and shoved grown men into pools…and that was just this season! The season 9 reunion looks like a housewives cage match that reality junkies (ME!) live for.
Since it’s the 9th season of the hit Bravo series, I’ve complied a list of 9 highlights that will have us screaming out “Thank you, Jesus” during the epic reunion.
1 – Jennifer in a boxing robe is the first visual shown in the promo. Round one has officially begun and the reunion hasn’t even started yet.
2 – Teresa’s name calling has grown exponentially over the years. I practically got goosebumps when I heard her sling out a “cold hearted b***h” and a “white trash b***h.”
3 – I know gowns are the status quo but Melissa is my favorite look of the evening in her sparkly jumpsuit.
4- Frank Catania is a precious gem. It really spoke to me when he says his Housewives tagline would be “I spent all my money on boats and whores.” I see why Dolores keeps him around.
5 – There are at least 9 horses tails woven into the ladies’ hair-do’s…and honestly, I’m not mad at them.
6 – Andy Cohen asks Teresa if she is going to split from her husband, Joe, when he gets deported. We don’t see her answer but we do see her get emotional. Is she going to part ways with her Juicy Joe!?
7 – Speaking of uncomfortable truths…I’m not entirely sure why Joe Gorga felt it was appropriate to ask his sister, Teresa, about her sex toy usage but America wants to know, so thanks Joe.
8 – Time has healed no wounds between Danielle and Margaret. Danielle may have met her match with the Marge though…
9 – Teresa gets physical and snatches cards out of Andy’s hand to presumably chuck at Jackie. Snatching’s better than being pushed though right?
You have to click below to see the reunion sneak peek! Part 1 of the season 9 reunion of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey airs February 20th on Bravo…as if it’s not already marked in your calendar.
— RHONJ🌿 (@_RHONJ_) February 13, 2019